Old
Heroes at the Memorial Club
To compose a poem on old heroes at the Memorial Club, which has probably been written before, is much like looking at the faces of men in the cockpit of fighter-bombers crossing over a mountain range. Once when enemy planes flew overhead they dropped bread, not bombs. People scrambled to find pigeons wiping their beaks in the cracks of white stones. At the old Memorial club, the diggers wore rubber-soled shoes where once they trudged through engulfing forests of rain. High lace-ups on the Kokoda Trail. Jack boots amongst the goats on the Isle of Crete. Combats in the trenches of El Alamein.
My Uncle Charles once visited the now defunct Memorial
Club on the Central Coast. It was nearly midnight before he turned one
hundred-and-nine and only a few patrons were playing cards. Perched high on a
stool at the bar, his only company was a busty blonde who kept referring to him
in intimate terms. Earlier, he had moved amongst the lanes of machines, talking
to some old diggers who were hesitant to respond, elbowing each other at the
sound of his Kiwi accent. When he found a sympathetic ear in an old bloke called
Herb, he proceeded to tell him about his days in the Great War, ducking sniper
fire in the desert. The heavy backpacks he had to carry. And in a sideways hold
to his head, he demonstrated loudly how a bullet whooshed past like a jet fighter
plane. He had found the night amorous and immortal, getting to know Sid and
Barney, two war veterans who had supped into their own heroics. With winnings
from the poker machines, he shouted beers all around and handed out Churchill
cigars, telling them, that he had recently read, War and Peace and Les
Miserables. How they smirked and laughed, how they misused their newfound
friendship by slapping him hard on the back to a suicidal fall on the floor.
Lucky for uncle he didn’t suffer any further indignities. He was cushioned, so
the family story goes, inside the soft breasts of the waitress blonde, who
called a taxi with the wisdom of her lovey-dovey words.
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